My bro is crazy
I was getting pictures of Elvis offf google and my brother walksin and asks, "Hey, who's that?"
"How do you not know? He's friggin Elvis!"
"Oh, yeah the gay guy?"
I was shocked to hear those words so I said, "Elvis Prestley? GAY?! Are you crazy??? He's the KING OF ROCK 'N ROLL!!!"
He was on drugs or something, he said, "Oh, I thought you said Ethster, from the Bible."
*I froze for a minute, trying to find any realtion between Elvis, gay, and Ethster*
He promptly walked out without laughiing or anything.