Dear Sly Obsessors...

It is my obligation to tell you that I am off the market and have a girlfriend. I am not of liberty to disclose the name of my girlfriend at the moment, but may oblige to in the near future. Anyway, if you aren't autistic (or Tyler), you have probably already noticed who it is.. but I can't tell you now. :)
Thankyou for your time,
the CIA